Frankenstein
copyright 1982 Ben Shepherd

Frankenstein stepped on my dog
Right on the head
Frankenstein stepped on my dog
Now the poor thing’s dead
Frankenstein stepped on my dog
Now his boots are colored red

Frankenstein was walking along
He’s fucking mean
Frankenstein walked across my lawn
All fucking green
Frankenstein walked across my lawn
Now his boots aren’t green, they’re all red
With my dead dog’s head

Frankenstein stepped on my dog
Right on the head
Frankenstein stepped on my dog
Now the poor thing’s dead
Frankenstein stepped on my dog
Now his boots are colored red
With my dead dog’s head