I Fell
copyright 1982 Ben Shepherd

I fell in a pile of shit
It was wiped on my knee
I met my girlfriend’s parents
I wonder what they think of me
But just the other day
I heard her parents say…

I fell in a pile of shit
It was wiped on my knee
I met my girlfriend’s parents
I don’t care what they think of me
But just the other day
I heard her parents say… he stunk